Someone Elses Dream

memosfromfury:

ghostingthespace:

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: isthisfondue

Captain Rogers reminded that briefing notes are official documents, the margins of which should not be used for drawing caricatures of fellow agents.

As charming as Agent Barton looks in a tutu while riding a unicycle on a tightrope and juggling puppy-sized elephants, it is highly inappropriate.]

((OH MY GOD, THAT ILLUSTRATION.))

I’m just going to leave this here…

thefarsideofhaven:

nataliejumper:

Oh here. Take my heart. Didn’t need it. Thanks.

BRB, I’m just gonna rip my heart out of my chest.

OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD.

HERE. TAKE MY FUCKING HEART. IT’S TOTALLY OKAY. I WASN’T USING IT ANYWAY. HERE. HAVE IT.

(Source: bitofaparadox)

gqgqqt:

theleaveswant:

“Only one way this is gonna end, baby brother. It’s in my blood, and now yours. One of us is gonna have to kill the other. And I ain’t gonna stop until it happens.”

OH SHIT

MOTHERFUCK

GIVE IT TO ME NOW

(Source: assvenger)

I have officially come to the conclusion that my dad - who I love with all the adoration of a from birth daddy’s girl mentality - and I will never agree on anything related to politics. Canadian politics, American politics, global politics…doesn’t matter.

My dad is a white heterosexual cis male who grew up in the ghetto - where I come from black people don’t live in the ghetto…poor white people do…it’s a Canadian thing maybe? IDK - the youngest of 3 boys raised by a single mother in the 50s. 

I am a white pansexual cis female who grew up poor and watched her - amazing, determined, did I mention amazing? - parents scratch and claw their way into respectable middle class. 

While my dad doesn’t have the ‘rich white guy’ mentality, he does have what I have come to discover is a disturbing level of white privilege mentality that makes it very difficult for him to understand my views on things.

I may be a white cis female, but my sexuality has always been something I have taken heat over - why won’t you pick a side already? If you like men why don’t you just marry a man and have babies like a normal girl? - an annoying occurrence I’m sure anyone who identifies as bi/pan/omnisexual has encountered. So straight off the bat I’m obviously a huge supporter of equality - EQUALITY FOR ALL as my blog tag declares - but there’s another thing my white cis father will never understand…

I live in British Columbia, Canada and as a white female born in Canada who’s parents were born in Canada…I AM A MINORITY IN MY PROVENCE. I am. It’s a fact that occasionally annoys me, but there’s not a bloody thing I can do about it so I try not to get too upset over it.

Provincial politics are NEVER geared towards me. They’re often geared towards my white cis male brother, but not towards me. My dad has never been a minority anywhere at any time in his life so asking him to think outside the box - and I’m calling this box white cis male privilege specifically - never goes well because he doesn’t understand that he’s in a box to begin with.

Today we were arguing about Obama and some of the issues - LGBTQ rights, universal health care, and the Occupy movement - and I realized, for the first time in my life, that we come at almost all the major issues from utterly divergent angles…and we don’t agree on much of anything.

He can’t understand that the repeal of DADT is a HUGE thing. He can’t understand that the universal acceptance of “gay” marriage - can I just say that I hate calling it ‘gay marriage’ and I would really just like to be able to call it ‘marriage’ - is NECESSARY FOR THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE. He can’t understand my feminist leanings - apparently I’m not repressed (OMG HAVE YOU NOT BEEN PAYING ATTENTION TO THE LAST 28 YEARS OF MY LIFE???) so why is it an issue - and he can’t understand why I’m so very passionate about the portrayal of POCs in film and television. Apparently white people shouldn’t care about the representation of POCs - specifically female POCs in this conversation - in film and television? Yeah I’m not really sure about his thinking on that one.

Oh wait. Yes I am.

If an issue doesn’t touch him personally, he doesn’t understand why I get so passionately up in arms about it. He doesn’t pay attention to social media or the internet in terms of issues and responses - he watches the news sometimes and checks msn.ca for daily updates on things - so he can’t really get his head around the idea that we - the internet collective - are talking about these things. That we’re making campaigns and arguing and banding together and keeping one another informed. He still looks at “the youth” and sees a bunch of idealists with no real information behind their decisions.

Oh dad. If you only knew. I try and explain it, but he’s never really come to terms with the idea that I’m smarter than he is - it’s a thing, my mom and I have discussed this at length - and, more importantly, that I’m better informed than he is because my information is personal and it comes from multiple sources.

I am no longer sure this post makes any kind of sense.

tl;dr: POLITICS ARE A CONTENTIOUS SUBJECT IN MY HOUSE BUT I LIKE TALKING ABOUT THEM ANYWAY EVEN WHEN IT MAKES ME WANT TO HULK SMASH.

(Source: thefourthfireshadow, via gqgqqt)

gqgqqt:

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

HAIORGH;AOEIRGHAIO WHY.

welp too many feelings this is my stop

/leaps overboard

RIGHT. IN. THE. FEELS.

(Source: capsiclestark)

fidelsplintro:

mycroftismight:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

infinitefacepalm:

downtothelastbullet:

greenet:

tikaka:

clockworksexual:

iwoulddeduceyoutwice:

sugarkitteh:

bigbangpunch:

BRITISH VERSION OF THIS:

1. BOIL THE KETTLE - IF YOU HAVE TO USE A STOVE OR MICROWAVE SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOUR HOUSE

2. USE ANY WATER IN EXISTENCE - FUCK FILTERING THAT SHIT YOU DON’T HAVE TIME TO MAKE A PROFILE YOUR SHOW IS BACK ON IN 5 MINUTES PRESS A

3. THROW WHATEVER THE HELL TEABAG YOU HAVE IN THERE - FUCK LOOSE TEA THAT IS FOR WHEN YOU ORDER TEA OUTSIDE

4. USE YOUR STIRRING TEABAG METHOD OF CHOICE, ADD SUGAR/SWEETENER LIKE A BOSS OR NOT IF YOU ARE A HEALTHY BOSS

5. GRUMBLE LIKE A FISHERMAN BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO LEAVE THE KETTLE AREA TO GO TO THE FRIDGE TO GET MILK AND BACK TO IT AGAIN AFTER YOU ADD IT

6. RUN BACK TO WHATEVER YOU WERE DOING, TAKE A COMFORT SIP AND THEN EITHER FINISH IT OR FORGET ABOUT IT AND MOAN ABOUT THE FACT THAT YOU LET IT GO COLD

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EDIT: IF YOU CAN’T SPOT IF NOT FROM THIS ALONE THEN THE NATURE OF MY TUMBLR THAT I’M NOT MAKING A DIG AT HER COMIC SIMPLY POINTING OUT HOW LAZY WE ARE OVER HERE WITH TEA THEN GET OFF THE INTERNET. THE COMIC COVERS ALL TEA OPTIONS. COME AT ME BRO.

THE AUSTRALIAN VERSION

JUST GET THE BLOODY BILLY ON THE FIRE AND THROW IN A FISTFUL OF TEA FOR EACH BUGGER AFTER THE WATER BOILS

TAKE OFF FIRE

WAIT UNTIL IT REACHES DESIRED STRENGTH

CAPABLE OF SUPPORTING A SPOON STOOD UPRIGHT IN IT IS IDEAL

WHACK BILLY TO ENCOURAGE SINKING OF TEA LEAVES

POUR IT OUT

ADD AS MUCH MILK AND SUGAR AS YOU LIKE OR NOT AT ALL VEGEMITE IS ACCEPTABLE

DRINK IT DOWN WHILE RIDING OFF INTO THE OUTBACK ON YOUR BIG RED KANGAROO ON A SADDLE MADE OF DROPBEAR PELTS, WITH YOUR TRUSTY BRUMBY PACKING ALONG YOUR SWAG AND A DINGO BY YOUR SIDE

CHEERS MATE

CANADIAN VERSION

WHAT IS ENGLAND DOING?

OK NOW COPY THAT SHIT AND JUST CHANGE A FEW THINGS

NO PUSSY REAL “TEAWARE”, WE HAVE NORMAL COFFEE MUGS FOR THAT SHIT.

USE WHATEVER APPLIANCE YOU WANT TO HEAT THE DAMN WATER, YEAH WE SIGNED OUR FUCKING FREEDOM. NO ONE SAID IT WAS MANDATORY FOR KETTLES!

SIT LIKE A CLASSY MAN/WOMAN AND WAIT FOR IT TO BOIL

EAT SOME BACON

THROW A TEABAG IN THERE, LOOSE TEA IS FOR MY MONARCHIST AUNT.

DUMP SO MUCH SUGAR IN IT THAT YOU GET DIABETES AND SO MUCH MILK THAT YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE AND MILK THE COW, BETSY.

TAKE A SIP.

SCALD YOURSELF AND ALMOST DROP MUG, SPILLING IT DOWN THE FRONT OF YOUR BACK IN THE PROCESS.

REALIZE TEA ISN’T TOO MUCH OF YOUR THING AND GO BACK TO COFFEE.

AMERICAN VERSION

FIND A CUP(?) (ANY CLEAN, CUP-LIKE INSTRUMENT WILL WORK)

FILL IT WITH TAP WATER

ADD FIVE SPOONFULS OF INSTANT ICED TEA POWDER

STIR THAT SHIT SO HARD YOU SPILL SOME ON THE COUNTER, LET GO OF THE SPOON SO YOU CAN WATCH IT SPIN

DRINK IT AND CHOKE BECAUSE IT’S TOO SWEET

POUR SOME INTO THE SINK AND ADD WATER IN HOPES THAT IT WILL TASTE ACCEPTABLE

REPEAT UNTIL YOU GET IT RIGHT

ADD ICE CUBES AND A STRAW TO ENHANCE CLASSINESS

FINNISH VERSION

FUCK THE KETTLE, JUST TAKE THE PAIL FROM THE SAUNA

IF THE WATER ISN’T BOILING, YOU’RE DOING SOMETHING WRONG

TOSS THE BIRCH VIHTA IN THE WATER AND LET IT SEEP FOR A WHILE

GET A BOTTLE OF VODKA

DRINK THE VODKA

FORGET THE “TEA” UNTIL IT COOLS DOWN

RINSE YOUR NAKED BODY WITH THE BIRCH TEA

GO ROLL IN THE SNOW AND SCREAM FOR YOUR ANCIENT GODS

NORWEGIAN VERSION

BOIL WATER IN ELECTRIC KETTLE

TAKE OUT INSTANT COFFEE

DRINK COFFEE

…WHAT DO YOU MEAN “TEA”?

SOUTHERN VERSION

GET A POT AND PUT SOME WATER AND A BUNCH OF TEA BAGS IN THAT SONOFABITCH

BOIL THAT SHIT

PUT THAT SHIT IN A PITCHER

ADD SUGAR

KEEP ADDING SUGAR

NO, YOU’RE NOT DONE YET

WHEN THE SUGAR HAS REACHED ITS SATURATION POINT AND IS NO LONGER ACTUALLY DISSOLVING IN BOILING WATER THEN YOU’RE DONE

(i am not making this up i know people who make it that way)

FILL THE REST OF THAT SHIT UP WITH WATER AND PUT THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN THE ICEBOX

ENJOY THAT SHIT WITH A NICE TASTY PLATE OF DEEP-FRIED THINGS

How To Make Tea. In multiple countries.

YOU’RE WELCOME, TUMBLR.

whoa let me butt in for

SOUTHERN BRAZILIAN VERSION

GET A GIGANTIC MEDIEVAL LOOKING CUP AND A METAL STRAW, THEY MUST BE DECORATED WITH WEIRD MEDIEVAL DRAWINGS

FILL IT WITH EXTREMELY BITTER YERBA MATE LEAVES AND THEN POUR THE BOILED WATER AND JUST

DRINK IT

BURN YOUR MOUTH IN THE METAL STRAW

AND THINK OF YOUR ANCESTORS

REAL AMERICAN VERSION

THROW THAT BRITISH CRAP IN THE HARBOR

(via oh-you-better-run)

fuck-it-fire-everything:

fatalcookies:

chilicurry:

jackiemakescomics:

captaintsundere:

authormichals:

Manueluv and I are convinced Agent K is Coulson’s father. Hell, MIB is even owned by Marvel. 

Welp. Never gonna unsee this.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiit

the ground is shakING UNDERNEATH MY FEET

Oh god yes

Dad, I’m a secret agent, you can’t just call me when I’m in the field!

CAN’T UNSEE. CAN’T. HAVE LOST ABILITY TO CAN.

Oh well, too bad this is amazeballs I suppose.

(Source: littlecumberbatchthings, via erindizmo)

weaponizedwit:

I am burdened with glorious purpose.

• To say thank you to my followers and to celebrate The Avengers’ success, I have decided to do a giveaway.

This is my bargain.

• ONE medium sized box (approx 11” x 8.5” x 5.5”) full of Avengers/Marvel toys and merchandise.

How desperate are you?

• You can reblog this post a MAXIMUM of THREE times. Likes also count.
• Following me does not increase your chances of winning, so please don’t feel compelled to do so unless you just really enjoy an insane amount of Tom Hiddleston all over your dash.
• Yes, I will ship anywhere in the world.
• Please make sure your ask box is open so I can contact you if you win. I would hate to have to choose someone else.

Stalling won’t change anything.

• You have ONE WEEK from today. The giveaway ends Saturday, 26 May. 

In the end, it will be every man for himself…good luck.